My kid hasnt started talking yet .. but i can share some funny and embarassing things said by kids of my home as a result of watching too much television:

1. My Nephew : I came back from college and told my mom “ i dont feel like eating , i am having stomachache from morning” . My Nephew who was may be 4 or 5 that time instantly said .. “ oh may be you are about to have a baby.” Dont even ask my reaction .
2. My Brother : Father came home with some documents and casually threw them towards my Mom who was sitting on bed saying, “ take care of these.” My brother ( 6 or 7 that time ) said in a very dramatic tone “ Nooooo Papa, you cant give divorce papers like this . Noooooooo.” … we died laughing.
3. My younger sister : She was watching an advertisement on tv where a hand bag was free with a box of contraceptive pills , lets say ABC . It was actually an initiative of govt of India for rural people who are not really educated and aware. Right after that she went to mom … “ Mommy please get me ABC .. please please . I really need that.” .. Me and my elder sister we tried our best not to laugh in front of mom who was clearly embarrassed.