I have this roommate who I swear is the laziest roommate to ever live.

He doesn’t work, so I have to work to provide for him and make sure he doesn’t starve to death.

He doesn’t help out around the house, so I have to clean up after his messes, even though I’m the one providing a roof over his head.

He doesn’t drive, so any time he has to go somewhere, I have to be the one to take him.

He just gets to sit at ho...