Ooh, there are so many! I don't, ummm, do the whole, revenge, or getting back at others, usually..

However, certain situations call for certain measures, don't you agree?

Ok, I'll tell you. But I gotta warn you, it's nasty, and brutal. So prepare for that.

My very best girlfriend,I mean, in the world, of 28 YEARS, betrayed me, in a very abrupt, very, unexpected manner. She and I met in middle school, (I was 14) and we stayed close though our respective adulthood lives. When I was 22, she'd had a little girl, names her after me, that's how family we were. She was like my sister. By the time I hit my early 30s, I'd fallen, just, COMPLETELY head over heels for a guy, and she was actually there, used to tell the story to people, about how we fell in love from the moment he and I met, love at first sight kind of thing. Well, he and I were together for four years, and I got pregnant. She decided to, tell him that I cheated, (I didn't) , that the baby was someone else's,(she wasn't) and he fell for it. All of this without warning, now, and for, seemingly, no reason, boom.

It was,…bad. If you would have told me, that you'd thought she'd do something like that to me? I'd have called you crazy, and I thought she'd have laid down her life for me, as I would have for her, of course.

We played a back and forth,bulls. Game, the whole, narc triangulation thing, and, I told her, one day, she'd come home, and find me screwing him on her kitchen table, she wants to crawl under me like she did, she needed to look out, bc , she'd roll over one morning and there I would be..

Of course it was only talk. I had to get shed of the situation, or it was going to be worse, for us all, really, and I was pregnant, so I left town, but before I did, I says this to her..

“You know, I feel sorry for you, he's not in love with you, and you know that,. And there's going to come a time, when this all is going to be so fkkig worth all this, and when that time comes I'm going to be there, and I'm gong to remind you of this conversation, and you're going to get what you deserve, watch.”

Cut to two years later, he's been calling me, for two years, from private numbers, and I wouldn't ever answer, but, I picked it up, one day, really not expecting it to be him, but it was. She'd gone to jail, the night before, and he needed me to get him to their car at the impound, all his work tools are in the car, will I please help. So, I left the state I had been living, and drove to him. Of course, the whole story was just to get me to this nice double wide, he wants to show me, his ability to have a place, wants, actually to move me right in. I demurrage, but agree to use him for fascistic sex, until she gets released.

Yeah, right. He begged, and begging wasn't necessary, but I let him. And I loved him still, (hindsight eh?) So I eventually gave in. She wasn't released for a while, but he's told her oner the phone, and when she came home, he'd insisted I stay, while she picked up her belongings.

I didn't think it was a good idea, but, I was wrong. She came in, immediately starts touching his arm, and I'm in the back, so I just freaked,”oh no, y'all have talked enough, take your hands off, blah blah,” you get it.

She's pointing her finger at me, and so mad!! But so was I, and I said to him,” if you don't want me to leave, I'm telling you, you better get this done with her, bc I'm leaving, if she's gotta be here,”

LET ME TELL YOU!;) HE TURNED HER AROUND, BY THE SHOULERS, AND YELLS,”YOU GOTTA GO!” pushing the girl, all the way to, and out the front door, of what was her home! I laughed, so hard!!

And says,”Jessica!! This is that moment I was telling you about!! It's here! This is it, baby, RIGHT now!!!” She was, humiliated, and, thrown out on her fat ass !! So funny;) I love that story! Life did that, to her, for me. All I had to do, was wait.