I was juggling through my project papers when I saw him looking at me. He was sitting right next to me. He had that serious face you make when you try to solve a mystery. I knew that I was about to get a compliment.

Is it about my face or my hair?. I washed both of them today. Or my eyes ? Oh Oh Oh! I think I have expressive eyes (widens my eyes)Whatever it is just say it. Say it human.

“Himadri?” he said, maybe scared of my wide eyes.

“Yes!” I replied waiting for him to shower me with compliments , with poems about my blue (read black) eyes.

“I think you look like a pug!” he said.

“A what?” I asked

“ Arey that vodafone wala dog!” he said.

“Is that a compliment?” I asked sarcastically.

“Yes!” he said excited. “You both are short with cute short legs.”

“Dude stop!”

And damn! Those puppy eyes and Oh! haan your eyes too(smirking) , they are just perfect.”

“Dude stop!”

And that nose..”

“Stop or you’ll rot in hell!”

And then he started singing You and I in this beautiful world with the tune. WITH THE TUNE. And there I was suffering in silence. I got up and was about to leave when he said :

“That dog would always remind me of you. My little pu..” and then I kicked him. *woof*

PS- I never believed him so I made a comparison picture and showed it to everyone I knew and asked them if it was true.And guess what?

I am a pug. -__-

PPS- I have the worst best friend in this world ( read Satan).