The farting incident :-D

This actually belongs to one of my closest friend , he recently managed to propose the girl he had been in love with since childhood the two started dating , girl was overt about her feelings and very much uninhibited but the guy was really shy and since he never had that so called stud kind of image back then in school he was always very conscious of all his moves .
Once the girl decided that they should spend some time alone and pressed to visit a park just the two of them ,guy was experiencing crazy stomach day but could not say no to 'nae naveli gf' ( very first new gf)they sat on a long bench ( the one that you see on railway platforms) , girl was feeling lazy and romantic and guy was in hell he wanted to fart but could not, there was a huge pressure of million pascals down his walls but he was holding on some how.
Soon girl laid on the bench her head on his lap ,he was petrified to death , it was like stannis baratheon trying to strike down the mud gate but the guy just wont give up until it was too much he decided to give up since he was a science student he knew if he held it for too long it would gush out with a blast so he decided to let out a little at a time and yes he farted silently ,gently mingling into the winds .
Girl was comfortably sleeping on his lap and he was glad that he did not produce bombarding sound to alarm his new girlfriend , soon enough girl woke up aghasted and shouted have you been farting for last 15 minutes
:-D
My friend was totally embarrassed and explained his stomach issues , he was unable to contemplate its not just the sound that accompanies. :-D
But to my surprise girl understood the issue ,it just took few sprays of deo to get that out of their system. :-D