I know a guy who always told me horror stories about his next door neighbor.

Then one day he told me he had been putting sugar in a hose spray feeder attachment and spraying his neighbor’s kitchen deck and sliding patio doors and that whole area with it. After a while the bugs and ants would completely cover everything.

He did it a few times and said he only stopped because his confused neighbor hired an exterminator who blasted the whole house and deck and yard with bug spray and he was worried it wasn't safe.

I told him he was evil.