I had a neighbor from New York City and He thought His poop didn’t stink and made life miserable for Me and the other residents, He would often approach me and finally I blew up and offered to split His lip for Him, after that He left Me well alone but increased His tirade against the other neighbors, I normally am a laid back Old Southern boy that tends to live and let live but the old Fart made one of the elderly ladies cry and that tripped My trigger So…..

I bought three pounds of squid and buried the unopened package in the dirt behind the skirting of His Manufactured Home under maybe an inch of dirt, Two weeks later the odor began to seep out and permeated the entire House What that fool went through was insane what with various cleaning companies and exterminating companies it cost Him a fortune and eventually He moved to a Condo across town and put the manufactured home up for sale, Two years later it is STILL up for sale due to the god awful odor of rotting squid. Good riddance.