Not huge revenge and quite immature I guess but here’s a quick one. Years ago I delivered pizzas. We made our money on tips, not the measly hourly wage. I took a delivery to a town home with 4 or 5 people in there. Parked the car, brought the pizza to the door, they paid, and no tip.

Ok, well, that happens sometimes. So I headed back to my car, walking down the sidewalk. When I got to the end of the sidewalk and almost to the car, they opened the door again and yelled “oh, we forgot to give you something”. So, happily I turn around and walk toward the door and right when I get up there, they slam the door in my face. Now I can see them all standing in the front window, pointing at me and howling laughing - just having an outright hoot at my expense.

At that moment, I thought to myself, you aholes are gonna pay for that. So, I finished out my shift (I closed that night), went straight to the grocery store, bought some beer And an 18 pack of eggs. About 1 am I went by the house and parked my car down the street a bit. I first placed 6 eggs under the door mat. Then I sat back and pelted the house with the rest of them, sometimes throwing 2 at a time. Hope you enjoyed your little laugh time suckas! Have fun cleaning That up tomorrow! Still laughing…