I've done so many, I don't know where to begin. But, I'll tell you one from work.

When I was working for another company years ago, they had 2 shifts, 1st and 2nd. And it was like each shift was rivals. I was on first. We didn't like 2nd shift because they goofed off a lot and never got in trouble for it, 1st shift had all the managers and supervisors working, along with people from corporate always popping up on our shift, so we walked on eggshells.

At that time, I was around 106 pounds and I didn't eat much, but, I loved sweets. So I would bring candy and chocolates and put it in a bowl for people in my department to snack on. But I had my own personal expensive chocolate that I didn't share, it was only for me. I had a crystal jar that I would keep it in, and when I would leave for the day, I taped a note on my jar saying do not touch. Terra's property. And I put it in the cabinet on top of my cubicle out of sight from everyone.

But, the cheap candy and chocolate, I left in the bowl next to the coffeemaker was for anyone that would pass by, who wanted to grab a couple pieces of it.

I started noticing my good chocolates was being taken from 2nd shift. So I started taping the top of the jar, all around, so they would have to cut the tape in order to open it. Then I taped a note on it saying please don't touch my personal chocolate stash, get the candy I left by the coffee.

They cut the tape and ate the majority of it. The note made them mad. So, I figured they was ready to play, and I'm always up for games. I'm not going to take my jar home daily because of thieves. I barely ate, wasn't weighing much, why are yall taking what I do enjoy eating.

So I went and got some ex lax and used the golden foil from some of my other chocolates, to wrap it up in. I bought 2 boxes and put them all in there. I also bought some different chocolate that came in different color foils, to make it real pretty.

I taped my jar up again with my sign saying don't touch, and put it back in the cabinet. Then I left for the day. And this time, my chocolate jar was filled to the top.

The next day, I got to work grabbed my jar and it was half full. Then the supervisor called a meeting. She said someone put ex lax in the candy and the supervisor from night shift became really ill from it. And if they find out who did it, they will be terminated.

I said, are you talking about the candy I leave out by the coffee maker or what, because we have never been ill and we all eat it. She said she wasn't sure where she got it. I said, well find out because I don't want any of us eating it and getting sick. She said you're right, let me give her a call.

Then she came back and said the night supervisor told her that she grabbed candy from different ones, in other departments too. So our supervisor said we need to know which ones so no one else will get sick, and the night supervisor told her, she ate the remaining pieces that was there.

I loved it, she couldn't say she got it out of my cabinet while her greedy fat ass was snooping around looking for my expensive chocolates out of my taped up crystal jar, that has a sign on it saying don't touch, Terra's property, eat the candy at the coffee table.

Because then, it becomes theft, and she weighed about 230 and I weighed 106, and her fat ass was taking food from me. Yea… her ass couldn't tell her, so she lied. And I was pleased.

By the way, no one touched my jar again, and I can't believe it was the supervisor that was doing that and not a regular employee. Revenge never tasted so sweet, better than my expensive chocolates. They all knew I did it and couldn't say a word😂😂😂