This one was a take out from our favorite organic pizza place. My sandwich was cut in half and had a giant green praying mantis also cut in half. It was still alive and crawled across the plate dragging its guts behind it. Management offered me to replace the sandwich. Um… no thanks.

P.S. Honestly, I wouldn’t even be that upset if it was completely alive. Or completely dead. It’s the in-between part that was bothersome.