Oh heavens. So many. LOL Had an appt with my client who was a middle aged single man who weighed about 350 lbs. (That’s an important fact.) I showed up, no answer, but his motorcycle was out front. We were selling his deceased mother’s home. I opened the door and called his name, no answer. Looked around and couldn’t find him. Then I thought I heard him talking upstairs, so I started upstairs. Came around the corner and he was lying on his mom’s bed, stark naked, watching TV. I left.

Showed a house with a drunk guy passed out, snoring, on the couch.

A friend showed a house that was currently being rented but was up for sale. He opened a bedroom door and found a “dungeon” with handcuffs hanging from the ceiling. He closed the door and said, “and This is the playroom.” Lol

thats just a taste.