I called my 2 month old girlfriend to tell her that she wasn't spending enough time with me and instead found out that she had gone out of town for a week, without letting me know. Crazed by anger/dejection I ride my vehicle at top speed (120 Km/h) blindingly onto a steep curve and crash. I luckily survive the crash in spite of riding sans helmet (- no idea how I survived!) but did pick up a nasty fracture on my left hand and terrible bruises on the leg.

That's not the end of the story. A fortnight later, when I felt I could no longer live without seeing her, I ask her to come over and she claims its raining and she is not finding transport. What do I do? I wrap a polythene bag around my Plaster of Paris(to prevent it from getting wet), and ride one handed to pick her up.

Long story short - we broke up 8 months later and all that I ever did for her, turned out to be stupid.